breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via the-fear-of-falling-down)

dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

(via wwwwilson)

theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

(via bitchbot)

dan-will-make-you-howell:

do you ever stop and realise that there are people out there who have full time jobs working at club penguin

(via the-fear-of-falling-down)

mspoffin:

hot things to say in bed

• week old hotpocket
• superwholock
• dickey ride
• feels
• schlong
• does this look infected
• peewee
• ratboy genuis

(via the-fear-of-falling-down)

syberbully:

i may be ugly but at least
nevermind my personality sucks too

(via jackielamoon)